The Lair of the Celestial Wombat

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

texts-from-disney:

[Image: Ralph from Wreck-It Ralph at the Bad Anon meeting, shrugging.]
(513): she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was “rugged”. if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and bounding 16oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck

texts-from-disney:

[Image: Ralph from Wreck-It Ralph at the Bad Anon meeting, shrugging.]

(513): she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was “rugged”. if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and bounding 16oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck

piratemoggy:

It is four million degrees here in London and I do not understand why there are no riots against the concept of wearing jeans.

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

tiff-yd2:

onlylolgifs:

Skyrim has some impressive choreography 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

cindehella:

SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant