Basically a Microsoft advert in the guise of explaining IT to kids.
"Honey, that’s where Daddy hosts his squid fet…I mean squid fishing website, after those nasty men at Angelfire got cross with him. Be sure not to mention it to the nice people at the FBI."
How would you even make human taste like lamb, anyway? Everyone knows human tastes like pork (because we’re more similar to pigs, hence why pig organs can be used to replace human organs and undercooked pork is deadly because we get the same diseases).