The Lair of the Celestial Wombat

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

miranda lawson: [spends 2 years directing a project to resurrect you]
miranda lawson: [personally oversees and assists in a large portion of the work done on your corpse]
miranda lawson: [saves you from being killed AGAIN when the lab is attacked, prioritising your safety over her own]
miranda lawson: [can't really be bothered to be your BFF right now after being shot at on your behalf all day, but only for about 20 minutes]
miranda lawson: [is perfectly pleasant once youre on the normandy and everything is settled down]
fandom: omfg what a colossal bitch
thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

texts-from-disney:

[Image: Fix-it Felix and Tamora Calhoun, at their wedding, smiling at each other.]
(614): But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.

texts-from-disney:

[Image: Fix-it Felix and Tamora Calhoun, at their wedding, smiling at each other.]

(614): But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.

ofhouseadama:

No, It Wasn’t Normal Back Then
(yes, you do have to look at your ships critically)

There’s this very popular perception among SanSan, Sansa/Petyr, and Sansa/Tyrion shippers that is was normal, in the medieval era, for young maidens to be sexually active or romantically…

wtfbadromancecovers:


Ah, Ellora’s Cave, you’re always there to make sure that nude basement whisking smut demographic is taken care of.


"Nude Basement Whisking" sounds like a good band name.

wtfbadromancecovers:

Ah, Ellora’s Cave, you’re always there to make sure that nude basement whisking smut demographic is taken care of.

"Nude Basement Whisking" sounds like a good band name.

Étaín: the Shining One

rejectedprincesses:

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This week I’ve got an offbeat one for you all. For your consideration I present Étaín, heroine of Irish mythology, who: spent her life being shunted around a ludicrous number of suitors; was transformed at various points into a worm, a butterfly, a swan, and a pool of water; and induced one of the strangest pregnancies since Jesus. Onward!

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theonion:

Architects Of 2026 Market Crash Just Finished A Highly Productive Lunch
chrisslinger:

It’s everyone’s favourite shit from the Seven Kingdoms. I love The Hound, you love The Hound, we all love The Hound, even though we really shouldn’t, because, well, he is an arse.There is a lot of Game of Thrones art work kicking around which is all done in a rather serious fantasy style. I don’t think my style suits fits that, so I’ve gone down a very cartoon, almost Bruce Timm type, feel to it. Hence the massive upper body and tiny legs.If there any other characters you would like to see, let me know.

chrisslinger:

It’s everyone’s favourite shit from the Seven Kingdoms. I love The Hound, you love The Hound, we all love The Hound, even though we really shouldn’t, because, well, he is an arse.
There is a lot of Game of Thrones art work kicking around which is all done in a rather serious fantasy style. I don’t think my style suits fits that, so I’ve gone down a very cartoon, almost Bruce Timm type, feel to it. Hence the massive upper body and tiny legs.

If there any other characters you would like to see, let me know.